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roughplayer) wrote2018-05-31 12:11 pm
roughplayer) wrote2018-05-31 12:11 pm
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KOGA OOGAMI
stray who pays rent ▽•̀ｪ•́▽ﾉ”
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[NINJA CLAN, HERE HE STANDS...
In front of a museum whose current exhibit is dedicated to the preservation of the pioneer way of life. Yep, it's an old pioneer farm-styled interactive exhibit complete with hay bale jumps, candle-making tables, ye olde laundry demonstrations, butter churning, and stupid outfits. Kashuu's nose is wrinkled, but between this and some of the other things on the to-do list...
Well.
The choice clearly makes itself, here.
He's sure not going down alone though, so the first person he sees (rip Koga) is going to get a little "COME OVER HERE, NEW FRIEND" wave.]
So. You here for the tour, or d'you wanna give me a little help?
In front of a museum whose current exhibit is dedicated to the preservation of the pioneer way of life. Yep, it's an old pioneer farm-styled interactive exhibit complete with hay bale jumps, candle-making tables, ye olde laundry demonstrations, butter churning, and stupid outfits. Kashuu's nose is wrinkled, but between this and some of the other things on the to-do list...
Well.
The choice clearly makes itself, here.
He's sure not going down alone though, so the first person he sees (rip Koga) is going to get a little "COME OVER HERE, NEW FRIEND" wave.]
So. You here for the tour, or d'you wanna give me a little help?
[ Drat, he wanted someone to give a tour to, but instead it's another would-be museum curator. You'll be Red-Eyes, dear Kashuu. Not that's he's any good either, but with everyone doing tasks, actual people to give a tour to are few and far in-between. He could be one, but he'd get bored fast? Shit like this makes you zone out. ]
...Take it.
[ It's a mic headset with what looks like the plainest mp3 player to ever exist in this century. Koga's got one too and his ends up looking like a silly headband that's just barely able to keep back his mop of fluffy hair. ]
These are gonna be recording us for audio tours. That way, we can pretend eachother's the visitor or some crap like that... This looks boring, let's only suffer through it once.
[ Helping, in other words! ]
...Take it.
[ It's a mic headset with what looks like the plainest mp3 player to ever exist in this century. Koga's got one too and his ends up looking like a silly headband that's just barely able to keep back his mop of fluffy hair. ]
These are gonna be recording us for audio tours. That way, we can pretend eachother's the visitor or some crap like that... This looks boring, let's only suffer through it once.
[ Helping, in other words! ]
[A BRILLIANT PLAN. He takes the mic headset and plainass mp3 player without fuss, trying to settle the band over his hair in a way that won't mess it up... despite the fact that there are like, zero people here to notice a few stray bits sticking out here or there. He's nothing if not dedicated, okay.]
Hah, you won't hear me complaining about that.
[Only going through it once, that is. He'll complain about everything else to make up for it!]
I guess we can just alternate from exhibit to exhibit? This stupid thing is only gonna be here for another week anyway, so I reeeally doubt anyone's gonna actually listen unless Zee adds "die of boredom" to the list or something.
Hah, you won't hear me complaining about that.
[Only going through it once, that is. He'll complain about everything else to make up for it!]
I guess we can just alternate from exhibit to exhibit? This stupid thing is only gonna be here for another week anyway, so I reeeally doubt anyone's gonna actually listen unless Zee adds "die of boredom" to the list or something.
[ koga roll his eyes a little at the hair fussing-- dude it's just him, it looks fine... but anyway, that works for him. ]
Yeah. We might as well be the best damn tour guides, 'cuz who'd pay money to see something like this?
[ The logical answer is "kids on fields trips" for history class or ultra nerds who want to be uptight butts about accuracy, but anyway. NOONE'S HERE, KOGA'S RUNNING OFF TO THE HAY BALES. ]
I'm not gonna die of boredome before that hack puts it on the list. Dibs on the thing I can recognize first!
[ Order, what order? ]
Yeah. We might as well be the best damn tour guides, 'cuz who'd pay money to see something like this?
[ The logical answer is "kids on fields trips" for history class or ultra nerds who want to be uptight butts about accuracy, but anyway. NOONE'S HERE, KOGA'S RUNNING OFF TO THE HAY BALES. ]
I'm not gonna die of boredome before that hack puts it on the list. Dibs on the thing I can recognize first!
[ Order, what order? ]
[IT'S NEVER "JUST ONE PERSON" he's constantly on guard against flyaways okay constantly...
But either way, Koga can have all the hay bales he wants! Kashuu's just going to mosey on along after him at a much more leisurely pace, peeking into a few of the other exhibits as they go. Who even does unsupervised candlemaking?? They're going to die for sure.]
What's even the point of this stuff? Was this supposed to be like, medieval entertainment or something?
[THOSE DATES ARE A LITTLE OFF but look, anything earlier than twenty years ago is ancient history in equal measures.]
But either way, Koga can have all the hay bales he wants! Kashuu's just going to mosey on along after him at a much more leisurely pace, peeking into a few of the other exhibits as they go. Who even does unsupervised candlemaking?? They're going to die for sure.]
What's even the point of this stuff? Was this supposed to be like, medieval entertainment or something?
[THOSE DATES ARE A LITTLE OFF but look, anything earlier than twenty years ago is ancient history in equal measures.]
[ Look he can pretend he's taller like this! He's also got on boots so it's not like hopping or climbing around will get uncomfortable hay bits stuch in his shoes, Ow. ]
Well they didn't have TV or phones... Maybe they'd watch plants grow and find that fun?
[ They also didn't have Am*zon so stuff had to made if they wanted it or something. No grocery stores either. God the face Koga has is telling he's getting a little bored thinking about what past peoples did... Anyway, time to act like a tour guide. ]
"Hay can be fed to animals dried, so it's handy for colonial people to keep 'em bundled like this. Farm animals will eat your crops and shoes, otherwise if you don't got any on hand." Your turn, Ruby.
[ Fingerguns! ]
Well they didn't have TV or phones... Maybe they'd watch plants grow and find that fun?
[ They also didn't have Am*zon so stuff had to made if they wanted it or something. No grocery stores either. God the face Koga has is telling he's getting a little bored thinking about what past peoples did... Anyway, time to act like a tour guide. ]
"Hay can be fed to animals dried, so it's handy for colonial people to keep 'em bundled like this. Farm animals will eat your crops and shoes, otherwise if you don't got any on hand." Your turn, Ruby.
[ Fingerguns! ]
[Enjoy your new boots to the sky in the form of hay bales, new friend. Kashuu - a proud supporter of "heels so you can rise to the skies" - will certainly not judge.
THAT SAID, RUBY... He can't say he dislikes it, honestly.]
"People also used dried hay for entertainment! Watching it dry out was basically the biggest hit all summer and people would take the first dried batches and make straw dolls and stuff out of it. Sometimes people who made too many would be accused of witchcraft though, so you had to be reaaally careful."
[A pause after he switches the recording feature off.]
...I mean, no one said it had to be an accurate tour.
THAT SAID, RUBY... He can't say he dislikes it, honestly.]
"People also used dried hay for entertainment! Watching it dry out was basically the biggest hit all summer and people would take the first dried batches and make straw dolls and stuff out of it. Sometimes people who made too many would be accused of witchcraft though, so you had to be reaaally careful."
[A pause after he switches the recording feature off.]
...I mean, no one said it had to be an accurate tour.
[ Look them red eyes stand out? Kashuu probably has at least one (1) red accessory or article of clothing on his person, and if not they really stand out?
Anyway Koga has to turn off his recorder to snicker. He hops off the bales, making his way to the next exhibit. ]
More like you gave up... But you're right, and I don't really give a shit about this stuff.
[ He turns on the recording feature, making a wide gesture at the candle making table. ]
Uh... for some reason, it never caught on that witches actually liked making candles more than voodoo dolls. They always won these candle-making competitions but silly colonials never caught on. I guess that was another pastime to fight off boredom?
[ there's a cute stuffed bee on the table, probably to denote the part about beeswax being used. Tallow from animal fat was more common for them though, according to a small placard... gross. Anyway, Koga's gonna treat Bumble here like a volleyball. Incoming, Kashuu! ]
Anyway Koga has to turn off his recorder to snicker. He hops off the bales, making his way to the next exhibit. ]
More like you gave up... But you're right, and I don't really give a shit about this stuff.
[ He turns on the recording feature, making a wide gesture at the candle making table. ]
Uh... for some reason, it never caught on that witches actually liked making candles more than voodoo dolls. They always won these candle-making competitions but silly colonials never caught on. I guess that was another pastime to fight off boredom?
[ there's a cute stuffed bee on the table, probably to denote the part about beeswax being used. Tallow from animal fat was more common for them though, according to a small placard... gross. Anyway, Koga's gonna treat Bumble here like a volleyball. Incoming, Kashuu! ]
[HE DEFINITELY IS red and black never go out of style in Kashuutown, even with summer creeping in... When you're a designer, you make your own seasonal rules, clearly.]
You say give up, I say exercising my creativity. Same thing, yeah?
[NO, NOT YEAH. But he'll shuffle on after Koga as he goes over toward their new home in candle hell, listening with obvious amusement as their weird tale about witches and voodoo continues to grow and morph into something even weirder.]
Ooh, don't forget this part! [Which he'll helpfully record:] They say that every time a non-witch won a candle-making competition, they'd mysteriously vanish the next day and all of the candles they made before then would become cursed. Like, touch 'em and all your hair would fall out!
[A TRUE CURSE.
Just like this poor bee mascot is cursed, since Kashuu's quick to whack it right back. Good bye, Mr. Bee.]
You say give up, I say exercising my creativity. Same thing, yeah?
[NO, NOT YEAH. But he'll shuffle on after Koga as he goes over toward their new home in candle hell, listening with obvious amusement as their weird tale about witches and voodoo continues to grow and morph into something even weirder.]
Ooh, don't forget this part! [Which he'll helpfully record:] They say that every time a non-witch won a candle-making competition, they'd mysteriously vanish the next day and all of the candles they made before then would become cursed. Like, touch 'em and all your hair would fall out!
[A TRUE CURSE.
Just like this poor bee mascot is cursed, since Kashuu's quick to whack it right back. Good bye, Mr. Bee.]
thought you’d want to see how he’s doing
[ and eren sends a video attached:
and in this video is eren huffing erratically with a grin so wide, his face streaked
and wearing a germany flag-cape over his platinum jersey, holding his phone up with one hand and with the other, crouched onto the apartment floor and hugging not one, but two dogs: titan and a creamy colored young old pitbull boxer mix with bright blue eyes that, quickly, is noticeable enough to be a lot more hyperactive. they’re both wearing germany bandanas with doggy grins. ]
You guys know Titan, [ BREATHE ] but this is Kaiser. [ BREATHE AGAIN, only to put something on tv, but too late, he takes an even deeper breath and starts speed talking. the dogs already begin to whine from the minute he starts onward, like dogs that have something to say but can’t say it. ]
Germany’s last chance at a saving win, Kroos stands over the ball free-kick on the left of the Sweden area, Kroos rolls the ball to Reus, he kills the pass, Kroos goes for the shot and— Toni Kroos!! The games last minute!! TOR GOAL.
[ there’s a pause short enough only for the dogs to lift their heads as this scene replays on the tv behind them with the speakers silent— until they howl. then the speakers blare gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL and so does eren, yelling with them and shaking the camera and there’s a lot of bouncing until the dogs pile on him for making such a worrying racket. ]
[ and eren sends a video attached:
and in this video is eren huffing erratically with a grin so wide, his face streaked
and wearing a germany flag-cape over his platinum jersey, holding his phone up with one hand and with the other, crouched onto the apartment floor and hugging not one, but two dogs: titan and a creamy colored young old pitbull boxer mix with bright blue eyes that, quickly, is noticeable enough to be a lot more hyperactive. they’re both wearing germany bandanas with doggy grins. ]
You guys know Titan, [ BREATHE ] but this is Kaiser. [ BREATHE AGAIN, only to put something on tv, but too late, he takes an even deeper breath and starts speed talking. the dogs already begin to whine from the minute he starts onward, like dogs that have something to say but can’t say it. ]
Germany’s last chance at a saving win, Kroos stands over the ball free-kick on the left of the Sweden area, Kroos rolls the ball to Reus, he kills the pass, Kroos goes for the shot and— Toni Kroos!! The games last minute!! TOR GOAL.
[ there’s a pause short enough only for the dogs to lift their heads as this scene replays on the tv behind them with the speakers silent— until they howl. then the speakers blare gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL and so does eren, yelling with them and shaking the camera and there’s a lot of bouncing until the dogs pile on him for making such a worrying racket. ]
[ okay so it works as a nickname, good. ALSO GOODBYE MR. BUMBLEBEE, he's getting spiked into a basket. ]
Man, witches were petty. I bet they turned them into... hm, small animals? Like rodents or frogs. They ribbit and croak all night that they won fair and square. Also, they're bald too.
[ THAT IS CLEARLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS TALE: BALDNESS. Honestly for two young guys that really is the worst fate? Moving on though, would be... butter churners. Koga tries moving one, but it seems they made the prop...really heavy? Or like, out of actual solid wood. Wow, he kicks it a little in annoyance. ]
At least the wicked were never good at making butter! ...Hey, you come up with a reason, I just think they'd want to live healthy with their frog soup.
Man, witches were petty. I bet they turned them into... hm, small animals? Like rodents or frogs. They ribbit and croak all night that they won fair and square. Also, they're bald too.
[ THAT IS CLEARLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS TALE: BALDNESS. Honestly for two young guys that really is the worst fate? Moving on though, would be... butter churners. Koga tries moving one, but it seems they made the prop...really heavy? Or like, out of actual solid wood. Wow, he kicks it a little in annoyance. ]
At least the wicked were never good at making butter! ...Hey, you come up with a reason, I just think they'd want to live healthy with their frog soup.
Huh, I'd swipe left but this ain't Tinder. What kind of lunch invitation is that.
[ good thing koga is not dumb when it comes to some sports stuff because being a secretary means you can't be culturally dead. he's got the most skeptical look at the first few seconds of this video though, because holy heck eren he thought people like you were a myth, lost to the abyss thanks to retrospec/recolle/hackers??? trying to cut off its population from the outside world and non-users.
then he sees the dogs. skeptical face changes to an amused one, because wow they really do look happy with him, especially kaiser. again, dogs probably can't appreciate sports as much as their owner does, but it's charming.
finally, the goal howl. that... is a thing, which warrants a response. ]
Fucking incredible.
[ Attached to this message is a selfie of Koga, haven fallen off of the couch and half-sprawled on the floor with an unexpected grin. Morrigan the cat is caught in the shot with a paw on koga's shoulder, wondering why dog boy has fallen but not gotten back up. ]
then he sees the dogs. skeptical face changes to an amused one, because wow they really do look happy with him, especially kaiser. again, dogs probably can't appreciate sports as much as their owner does, but it's charming.
finally, the goal howl. that... is a thing, which warrants a response. ]
Fucking incredible.
[ Attached to this message is a selfie of Koga, haven fallen off of the couch and half-sprawled on the floor with an unexpected grin. Morrigan the cat is caught in the shot with a paw on koga's shoulder, wondering why dog boy has fallen but not gotten back up. ]
[ perfection. he’s satisfied. while it’s going to take some to ease off the gas (and get the dogs to ease off, too), eren sprawls on his floor by the couch with his new dog pile— titan has liked serving as a pillow since he was a kid, while kaiser gets some time on his belly to pant off the exhaustion. they did so much. but he swears the mut doesn’t know how big he is! ]
morrigan can’t do that.
morrigan can’t do that.
because it's a date invitation, of course
( a joke, technically, but you never know with him )
( a joke, technically, but you never know with him )
You're making me feel cheap, you piece of crap.
[MR. BUMBLEBEE NO... Such a short-lived, tragic life.]
Yep, yep, and yep. [These witches are clearly truly dastardly, especially with that baldness. If they had an alignment, they would definitely be chaotic evil.
In any case, he trails along after Koga and grins a little at his failed attempt to be a butter-churning Puritan.]
Obviously they sucked at making butter 'cause only the pure of heart could even get the stick thing to move. It's like Excalibur, you know? But instead of becoming the kind of England, you just got to make super tasty fresh toppings for your Eggos.
Yep, yep, and yep. [These witches are clearly truly dastardly, especially with that baldness. If they had an alignment, they would definitely be chaotic evil.
In any case, he trails along after Koga and grins a little at his failed attempt to be a butter-churning Puritan.]
Obviously they sucked at making butter 'cause only the pure of heart could even get the stick thing to move. It's like Excalibur, you know? But instead of becoming the kind of England, you just got to make super tasty fresh toppings for your Eggos.
Cats don't follow rules, you know.
I think he was checking for signs of life but now I got him trapped in my arms so close enough? If only you could teach cats about sports.
I think he was checking for signs of life but now I got him trapped in my arms so close enough? If only you could teach cats about sports.
]
NO? DON'T ESCALATE IT, ARE YOU THAT HUNGRY FOR
[ ... ]
Just stick with lunch, dammit.
[ ... ]
Just stick with lunch, dammit.
Edited 2018-06-30 19:21 (UTC)
im just wondering though
have you remembered anything so far?
since it's almost the end of the month and all
just checking
have you remembered anything so far?
since it's almost the end of the month and all
just checking
Some shit called a "Dream Festival". Dreamfes? I even remembered a pyramid chart to go with it.
oh
well fuck
you really are from the same world as me
well fuck
you really are from the same world as me
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