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KOGA OOGAMI

stray who pays rent ▽•̀ｪ•́▽ﾉ”

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[ okay so it works as a nickname, good. ALSO GOODBYE MR. BUMBLEBEE, he's getting spiked into a basket. ]

Man, witches were petty. I bet they turned them into... hm, small animals? Like rodents or frogs. They ribbit and croak all night that they won fair and square. Also, they're bald too.

[ THAT IS CLEARLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS TALE: BALDNESS. Honestly for two young guys that really is the worst fate? Moving on though, would be... butter churners. Koga tries moving one, but it seems they made the prop...really heavy? Or like, out of actual solid wood. Wow, he kicks it a little in annoyance. ]

At least the wicked were never good at making butter! ...Hey, you come up with a reason, I just think they'd want to live healthy with their frog soup.

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[MR. BUMBLEBEE NO... Such a short-lived, tragic life.]

Yep, yep, and yep. [These witches are clearly truly dastardly, especially with that baldness. If they had an alignment, they would definitely be chaotic evil.

In any case, he trails along after Koga and grins a little at his failed attempt to be a butter-churning Puritan.]

Obviously they sucked at making butter 'cause only the pure of heart could even get the stick thing to move. It's like Excalibur, you know? But instead of becoming the kind of England, you just got to make super tasty fresh toppings for your Eggos.