[A BRILLIANT PLAN. He takes the mic headset and plainass mp3 player without fuss, trying to settle the band over his hair in a way that won't mess it up... despite the fact that there are like, zero people here to notice a few stray bits sticking out here or there. He's nothing if not dedicated, okay.]

Hah, you won't hear me complaining about that.

[Only going through it once, that is. He'll complain about everything else to make up for it!]

I guess we can just alternate from exhibit to exhibit? This stupid thing is only gonna be here for another week anyway, so I reeeally doubt anyone's gonna actually listen unless Zee adds "die of boredom" to the list or something.