[ koga roll his eyes a little at the hair fussing-- dude it's just him, it looks fine... but anyway, that works for him. ]

Yeah. We might as well be the best damn tour guides, 'cuz who'd pay money to see something like this?

[ The logical answer is "kids on fields trips" for history class or ultra nerds who want to be uptight butts about accuracy, but anyway. NOONE'S HERE, KOGA'S RUNNING OFF TO THE HAY BALES. ]

I'm not gonna die of boredome before that hack puts it on the list. Dibs on the thing I can recognize first!

[ Order, what order? ]