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[NINJA CLAN, HERE HE STANDS...

In front of a museum whose current exhibit is dedicated to the preservation of the pioneer way of life. Yep, it's an old pioneer farm-styled interactive exhibit complete with hay bale jumps, candle-making tables, ye olde laundry demonstrations, butter churning, and stupid outfits. Kashuu's nose is wrinkled, but between this and some of the other things on the to-do list...

Well.

The choice clearly makes itself, here.

He's sure not going down alone though, so the first person he sees (rip Koga) is going to get a little "COME OVER HERE, NEW FRIEND" wave.]

So. You here for the tour, or d'you wanna give me a little help?

😘
free today?

thought you’d want to see how he’s doing

[ and eren sends a video attached:

and in this video is eren huffing erratically with a grin so wide, his face streaked
and wearing a germany flag-cape over his platinum jersey, holding his phone up with one hand and with the other, crouched onto the apartment floor and hugging not one, but two dogs: titan and a creamy colored young old pitbull boxer mix with bright blue eyes that, quickly, is noticeable enough to be a lot more hyperactive. they’re both wearing germany bandanas with doggy grins. ]

You guys know Titan, [ BREATHE ] but this is Kaiser. [ BREATHE AGAIN, only to put something on tv, but too late, he takes an even deeper breath and starts speed talking. the dogs already begin to whine from the minute he starts onward, like dogs that have something to say but can’t say it. ]

Germany’s last chance at a saving win, Kroos stands over the ball free-kick on the left of the Sweden area, Kroos rolls the ball to Reus, he kills the pass, Kroos goes for the shot and— Toni Kroos!! The games last minute!! TOR GOAL.

[ there’s a pause short enough only for the dogs to lift their heads as this scene replays on the tv behind them with the speakers silent— until they howl. then the speakers blare gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL and so does eren, yelling with them and shaking the camera and there’s a lot of bouncing until the dogs pile on him for making such a worrying racket. ]

im just wondering though
have you remembered anything so far?
since it's almost the end of the month and all
just checking

oi kaz
got somethin for you
you'll have to get it at RAMEN though since im swamped with work rn, my bad
feel free to feed your friends or even kei-san with it, but i think the latter would shrivel up and die from the taste of sugar lmao

but yeah, happy birthday

[ it's not really a cake but rather a fruit tart, and it's waiting in the restaurant's fridge, hopefully not tampered with hot sauce and claimed as kei's own. it's made with fresh fruit too, so you know it's healthy...! ]

Forgive me for taking so long, Kazuki Oogami.
Mizuki gave me the cake and I thought of what I should give you.
It seems like we are both feeding you.
Please enjoy a second cake.

And happy birthday.

[ The one is a monstrosity with hot sauce poured all over it. ]

[ along with the text message is a picture of a gwumpy wittle girl, her wittle face set into the most miserable frown. someone got body-snatched. ]

Remember what you said about someone in Retrospec listening in and taking our terrible ideas.

[ he hopes koga feels good about being right!! because akutagawa sure doesn't!! go ahead, write your call-out post wanko... he deserves it. ]

museum heist-- i mean tour

6/22 or thereabouts

6/23

backdated to uhhh 6/28 if that's cool?

7/18

7/26

8/7~8/8ish